What do you do when the boss suddenly keeps a roll of toilet paper in the living room? I can hear the sane answers.. I could take it out of there, I could hide it under a pillow, place it under his chair cushion, glue it to the ceiling, use it as a coaster. While those are all good ideas and I appreciate them, I decided to turn it into a red-neck-esque tissue dispenser. So yeah, take out the center tube, wrap it in junk mail and ta-da: TP Tissue for the Man.
He got a laugh out of it and that was what I was aiming for.